DUMPED AND DISCARDED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be email emperor, you know? Sending out loads of junk every day, racking up those views. People would fall for it on my sleazy schemes. But now? Now I'm just a washed-up spammer, being bounced by those pesky blacklists. My inbox is a graveyard. My once-thriving empire has crumbled. The joys of a successful spam campaign are just a distan